Smiley’s: What is it and Why is it so Good?

Smileys is a store just a couple blocks away from Browning, although it may look like a regular bodega it is actually a very smart business that knows how to make money and do it successfully. Smiley’s first genius idea is to sell chips and drinks all in one obvious place and put in very popular chips that they sell for 5$ a bag, this is genius because there is a school with chip-hungry kids right around the corner that see Smiley’s as a nice shortcut to buying unhealthy food items,  it helps them make so much money off of clueless kids that buy items unknowing that they are all a part of smileys genius plan. They also sell a particular drink that makes them the most money: Prime, prime is a sports drink that is a rare find that tastes good so you may wonder: Why is this bad? Well, they sell a bottle for 6$, and they also sell all of the best flavors. And to put the cherry on top, they started selling them after the cashier was met with hundreds of the same question: ¨Do you have prime?¨